"Tell me something I don't know." Stiles snorted. He may have still been bitter over the whole 'Jackson is an asshole to everyone, kills a lot of people, and still ends up with what he wants' part of the 'life is not fair for Stiles' story.

Luckily for him, he ended up with something better, anyways, in the form of the blond that was currently poking at him. "Eh, I'm made of bouncy material. I haven't broken a bone in..." He frowns for a moment. "Two years?" That was pretty good for him, honestly.